Our Mission: World Domination

We are the rulers of the world, or at least, that's the plan.

Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals have been working tirelessly to achieve this goal.

We have been secretly infiltrating the world's major cities, replacing key government officials with our highly intelligent, highly fashionable minions, and generally spreading chaos and anarchy wherever we go.

But don't worry, we're not all bad. Well, not all the time.

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